Stolen from Rick.


THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS
(I am beyond saving.)

ANGER
1. With whom did you last get angry?: Jon
2. What is your weapon of choice?: Swords are pretty badass.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: In a serious way or messing around way? Either way, yes.
4. How about of the same sex?: See above.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: Fuck I don't know.
6. What is your pet peeve?: Drama
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: I can but I get over it quickly.

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: Cleaned my room? I dunno.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: Fuck...I dunno. My sleep schedule is totally fucked up.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: My dad.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: "Mum, I'm not upset. I just have something in my eye."
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?: Yes
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: The last time I walked to Ringo's house from the bus stop.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: I have no where to be ever.

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Fuck...uh...Jones soda I guess?
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: Both.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: Three or four cans of beer when I was 14 or 15 at one of my exes parties.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: If anorexia counts then yes. Glad that's over with.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: Very much so.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: Sweet.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, LUNCH?: What the fuck.

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: A lot.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: I've been naked around A LOT of girls because we do that and boys...umm...I dunno. A couple.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: Yes.
4. Have you done it?: Yes.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: Hips, legs, eyes, hair and lips.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: No.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: Preggers test a few times, but they require you to when you get birth control.

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: I own a debit card...?
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus. SO FUCKING HAPPY AND CATCHY AND ADORABLE. AAAAH
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: I'd save it.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Rich.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: Yes
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: Yes.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: Fuck if I know.

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: Not losing my mind? I dunno.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: I haven't done much to be proud of really.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: Get my GED, travel the world and move to Europe.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: Not really.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: Yes.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: Yes.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: I didn't have a panic attack.

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: Ringo's sound system for her computer. Shit is so cash.
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?: Ringo.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: Jeffree Star
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: Probably.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: Every fucking day.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: Artistic skillz.
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: Lust.


THE SEVEN HEAVELY VIRTUES
(Uh oh)

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?: Nothing.
2. What religion were you raised as?: Nothing.
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property?: Human.
4. Do you have your own commandments?: Common sense type things.
5. What was the last promise you broke?: Dunno.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it?: I don't really pray at all.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?: No.

HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season?: No.
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?: Finding happiness.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure?: No.
4. Freedom or fate? Freedom.
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? No
6. Do you gamble?: No
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway?: Yes?

CHARITY
1. What causes do you support?: Saving the animals and Environment.
2. What causes have you given money or time to?: See above.
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless?: I smoked out one of my street kid friends once.
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel?: No
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street?: Never.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food?: Yes
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need?: Given them a place to stay and food to eat?

FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of?: Being completely alone or abandoned.
2. What did you do today that was really brave?: Meditated my way out of a panic attack?
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why?: The Tick because SPOOOOOOOON!
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?: Depends on who that someone is.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?: Courage.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? If so, when?: Band class show.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower?: Matters how I'm feeling.

JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?: Nope.
2. If they reinstatuted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it?: So Canada is a nice place to live, right?
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)?: Yes.
4. Which should be guaranteed legal?: Stem Cell Research, Abortions, Gay rights, but as always religion is going to hold humanity back. (Couldn't have said it better myself, Rick)
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA?: I really don't give a shit anymore.
6. What was your favorite media circus trial?: I don't pay attention to these things.
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?: Nope.

TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on?: IRL and internet. Horray for freedom of speech!
2. Do you collect anything?: Weeaboo shit and vidya games.
3. Are you addicted to anything?: No.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan?: No
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?: Cash.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do?: Went to Jon's house.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?: Sometimes.

PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know?: My grandma.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?: What?
3. Do you take advice when it's given?: Yes.
4. What area are you wisest in?: Some life skills I guess.
5. Do you drive defensively?: I don't drive.
6. What did you learn today?: LSD makes it hard to eat food the day after?
7. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue?: Justice